Next Week Maybe I'll Even Tackle Pottytraining
At 31 years of age I am just now learning (hopefully) enough self control not to pick my scabs.
Sad but oh so true.
posted by Le Synge Bleu at 4:56 PM
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
At 31 years of age I am just now learning (hopefully) enough self control not to pick my scabs.
Sad but oh so true.
About Me
- Name: Le Synge Bleu
- Location: New York, New York, United States
I have this recurring nightmare that I'm asked to define myself in some way in precisely 1200 characters or less. The words parade around me in a grotesque circle dance to Disney's "It's a small world after all", gradually inprisoning me in the box they've formed around me. I can't seem to escape this box-o-words, despite numerous desperate editing attempts, and the words are mocking me and shouting slanderous epithets galore about my semantic failures. I wake up, sobbing, and thankful to be in my bed and not at a computer frantically typing and deleting like a madwoman. Clearly, I'm a giant neurotic contradiction in and of myself (who gets way too little sleep to boot). Despite my massive insecurity, I can be pretty fun though...I mean, who doesn't love self depricating humor...it's funny right? Right? Ha ha? I try mightily to live life as one huge adventure, but the majority of the time it ends up being a bit of a farce. My new evaluative criteria when it comes to life experiences tends to be, "Will it make a good story one day? Then it was worth it." I also have an evil man hating attack cat that I adore and everyone else flees from.
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3 Comments:
I heard that there was a really good book on potty training.
At least you don't lick your scabs
I finally stopped biting my fingernails a couple of years ago, so there's definitely hope for you.
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