Thursday, June 07, 2007

There Are Tiger Pictures at the End If You Can Just Sift Through All the Babble

Yet again I come crawling on my hands and knees, begging apologies for my blog negligence. I could cry on your shoulder about the horrible strep throat of death I had last week, which kept me in a feverish state of constant sobbing due to the fact that I evidently swallowed about 26 straight razorblades which were seemingly lodged in my throat and were not about to abandon their prime posts. Yes, it was gruesome and horrendous and the poor Boar was desperately trying anything and everything to make me just the slightest bit more comfortable. I did appreciate greatly the 8am run for no-sugar added real fruit popsicles. Especially since I was literally that specific in my request. I also appreciated his voluntary banishment to the couch, which I might add is in the room without the air conditioning. He is an angel indeed.

Yes, I could cry on your shoulder about all of that, but I have survived and am feeling human once again, and really, we all know that I'll be lax in my posting again, strep or no strep.

So instead, I'll complain about the fact that my refrigerator is completely broken and we had to throw away absolutely everything inside it, condiments and all, thus effectively flushing about $200 right down the toilet. Yay! There is nothing I love more than flushing my 2 jobbed hard earned perpetual exhaustion causing money down the toilet! To make matters worse, my super shows up to look at it today, stares at it for about 10 minutes before concluding that its broken. Gee, thanks! I hadn't figured that out from the stench of food gone bad! He has no idea how long it will take for them to get a repairman in there to fix it, so now we are stuck throwing even more money down the toilet by outsourcing every meal. Lovely.

And now, to leave you with the few pictures I took during our office trip to the awesome Bronx Zoo before I realized that I had brought a bunch of uncharged rechargeable batteries, just to make this post even more ragtag than it already was: