posted by Le Synge Bleu at 9:23 PM
Friday, October 07, 2005
About Me
- Name: Le Synge Bleu
- Location: New York, New York, United States
I have this recurring nightmare that I'm asked to define myself in some way in precisely 1200 characters or less. The words parade around me in a grotesque circle dance to Disney's "It's a small world after all", gradually inprisoning me in the box they've formed around me. I can't seem to escape this box-o-words, despite numerous desperate editing attempts, and the words are mocking me and shouting slanderous epithets galore about my semantic failures. I wake up, sobbing, and thankful to be in my bed and not at a computer frantically typing and deleting like a madwoman. Clearly, I'm a giant neurotic contradiction in and of myself (who gets way too little sleep to boot). Despite my massive insecurity, I can be pretty fun though...I mean, who doesn't love self depricating humor...it's funny right? Right? Ha ha? I try mightily to live life as one huge adventure, but the majority of the time it ends up being a bit of a farce. My new evaluative criteria when it comes to life experiences tends to be, "Will it make a good story one day? Then it was worth it." I also have an evil man hating attack cat that I adore and everyone else flees from.
Previous Posts
- Happy New Year!!
- Shamefully Shaggable
- Uh Oh, I Figured Out How to Audioblog Again...
- Low Maintenance / High Maintenance Bullshit Monikers
- The Lone Monkey
- The Power of the People
- On the (Anti) War Path
- Rent! Is Not a Cheesy Musical so Much as a Gruesom...
- Take Your Solipsistic Whining and Shove It!
- To The Boys
PEOPLE WHO WRITE BETTER AND ARE SMARTER THAN I AM (or are my friends so I have to say that)
- ALR Design
- Dead Parents Society
- Dooce
- Evacuation Route
- Everything Is Wrong With Me
- French Word a Day
- Glesbo
- I Eat NY
- The Idle Receptionist
- Island in the Pacific
- Jambox
- Kick in the Pants
- Mim4Art
- Postsecret
- Sex and the Gritty
- Tia
- Little Things of Venom
- This Fish Needs a Bicycle
- We Shall Not Cease From Exploration
GUILTY AND/OR ADDICTIVE PLEASURES
BRILLIANT ARTISTS' ONLINE VIDEO STUDIOS
- Betty Dylan Blog
- Vaginavlog
- Hello? (My Little Vidipookikins' Online Studio)
- The Tap Diva Project
- Scratch Video
- This Is Vlog
- Corra Films
PEACE AND SOCIAL JUSTICE MOVEMENT
- Code Pink Women for Peace
- Ladies of Liberty
- Billionaires for Bush
- The Raging Grannies
- United for Peace and Justice
ALTERNATIVE MEDIA SOURCES
1 Comments:
I have been the only one at work before. The sounds that come from nowhere and everywhere do tend to creep me out as well. One night on a consulting job I was on last year I was scared shitless when I went to the restroom and when I came out the lights were off. I didn't know where the light switch was, then all of a sudden the lights came back on.
I ran into a cleaning woman (she was actually pretty hot). I asked her if she had been messing with the lights. She explained to me that they are on motion sensors and they scare the crap out of her too.
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