A Stinky Start
Let's hope that the way you start your day does not, in fact, dictate how your day will go.
posted by Le Synge Bleu at 11:58 AM
Friday, March 04, 2005
Let's hope that the way you start your day does not, in fact, dictate how your day will go.
About Me
- Name: Le Synge Bleu
- Location: New York, New York, United States
I have this recurring nightmare that I'm asked to define myself in some way in precisely 1200 characters or less. The words parade around me in a grotesque circle dance to Disney's "It's a small world after all", gradually inprisoning me in the box they've formed around me. I can't seem to escape this box-o-words, despite numerous desperate editing attempts, and the words are mocking me and shouting slanderous epithets galore about my semantic failures. I wake up, sobbing, and thankful to be in my bed and not at a computer frantically typing and deleting like a madwoman. Clearly, I'm a giant neurotic contradiction in and of myself (who gets way too little sleep to boot). Despite my massive insecurity, I can be pretty fun though...I mean, who doesn't love self depricating humor...it's funny right? Right? Ha ha? I try mightily to live life as one huge adventure, but the majority of the time it ends up being a bit of a farce. My new evaluative criteria when it comes to life experiences tends to be, "Will it make a good story one day? Then it was worth it." I also have an evil man hating attack cat that I adore and everyone else flees from.
Previous Posts
- The Anti-Morning Monkey
- Still Lucky or Rotating My Perspective
- Goodbye SDJ
- No Talent No Jobba
- A Little New York-ed Moment For You
- Meet Mr. Artsy Hotpants
- Laundry Night - Part 2
- Laundry Night - Part 1
- Messy Brain Explosion on a Creative High or My Pre...
- This Is a Test of the Emergency Blogging System; T...
PEOPLE WHO WRITE BETTER AND ARE SMARTER THAN I AM (or are my friends so I have to say that)
- ALR Design
- Dead Parents Society
- Dooce
- Evacuation Route
- Everything Is Wrong With Me
- French Word a Day
- Glesbo
- I Eat NY
- The Idle Receptionist
- Island in the Pacific
- Jambox
- Kick in the Pants
- Mim4Art
- Postsecret
- Sex and the Gritty
- Tia
- Little Things of Venom
- This Fish Needs a Bicycle
- We Shall Not Cease From Exploration
GUILTY AND/OR ADDICTIVE PLEASURES
BRILLIANT ARTISTS' ONLINE VIDEO STUDIOS
- Betty Dylan Blog
- Vaginavlog
- Hello? (My Little Vidipookikins' Online Studio)
- The Tap Diva Project
- Scratch Video
- This Is Vlog
- Corra Films
PEACE AND SOCIAL JUSTICE MOVEMENT
- Code Pink Women for Peace
- Ladies of Liberty
- Billionaires for Bush
- The Raging Grannies
- United for Peace and Justice
ALTERNATIVE MEDIA SOURCES
6 Comments:
this comment actually refers to earlier events, but i didn't know if you read old post comments, so...
sorry about the sdj. i know you will find something else, you are a talented and resourceful gal. and yes, you do have lots of friends to support you. i just wanted to cast my support amongst the thousands.
much love and hugs from the city of wind.
and sorry about the perfume lady. that stinks (HA)
orphannie,
you get cornier with every passing year...and i love it! (you have definitely inherited your dad's sense of humor and penchant for punning)
i also love the HA! (as opposed to a haha), it punctuates the sentiment nicely. also, i'm just a fan of the HA! in general, as you know.
many hugs right back to the windy city. i miss you terribly. the east coast is in desperate need of the world's most amazing singer and funniest writer amazing duo.
lol, synge, did you say that you fell off the bus? hahhhahhaa not so much for the perfume,huh?
That's the Best!!
"why do I always have to sit next to smelly people?"
i'm always always stuck next to the smeeliest person on the bus or subway. i have yet to figure out why this is s repeated pattern.
but i actually love perfume, sgroovy, i wear it every day (otherwise i'd lose my french citizenship...its a prerequisite, you know). what i do not love is when people use it in their bathtubs, especially if it is of a not-so-subtle scent to begin with.
lol!!
What perfume to you use?
My favorite is white shoulders, but that's bc it's my mom's... =)
Ysatis...i've been using it since i was 16 and one of my french side aunts gave it to my mom for a present. it didn't work well with her, so she had me try it one day and i've worn it every day since.
i've had people offer to buy me more when i've run out because they said i couldn't change my smell (and i couldn't afford it).
now its always included in birthday or chanukah gifts from my family and always given to me from my family in france whenever i or my parents see them.
i can't even really smell it anymore.
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